Hey beautiful. Lemme guess real quick… You’ve found yourself here for 1 of 2 reasons… 1. You’ve been burned by a FB before and you wanna confirm that it wasn’t YOUR fault (and that’s ok) or 2. like most- you’re interested in what tea I’m about to spill (and that’s ok too).

You can look at this little blog for guys and girls… a tutorial for wannabe FB’s looking to level up, or a Good Girl’s guide to spotting the finesse. This blog is a double threat, a real crowd pleaser…I’m the fucking gift that keeps on giving sweetcheeks.

No darlin, I aint talkin about a basic bitch ‘u up’ at 3am FB, I’m talking about a skill, a talent, a 21st century artform, a true DADDY.

So sit back, relax…one hand free to scroll and the other nestled in the waistband of your gray sweatpants baby and let’s roll… Continue reading →

Ok ok ok so it’s been some time since I’ve hit you with some of my Dating Ghetto Gospel baby, so let’s kick this MF’er back into gear with some chat on ‘Casual Dating’; What does it mean? Why is it fun? Can you handle it?

Strap on, I mean in…and let’s do this boo… Continue reading →

Ex’s eh?

Everyones got them- some are great, some…not so much.

In my last Tinder blog ‘The Art of Dumping & Getting Dumped with Dignity’ (read here babes) I spoke about the ACTUAL break up…but what happens afterwards? 

Wanna know my top tips for getting through a break up WITHOUT looking like an absolute idiot? Keep reading sweetcheeks…  Continue reading →

Well HELLO sweetcheeks!  Here we are, the end of an era…the final installment of my Adventures in Tinderland *sobs

Since my Adventures began,  I’ve talked you through getting your sweet little ass into online dating, how to make your profile an absolute BEAUT and what NOT to do on a first date….and boy oh boy do I hope you’ve had fun!  We’ve come full circle and today I’m gonna talk you through my Do’s and my HELL NO’s of dumping someone and more importantly, getting dumped with dignity.  So come on baby,  hold my hand and let’s take our final Tinder Adventure together…  Continue reading →